OKAY, who ordered the SHOCK THERAPY????

do you ever feel like you
absolutely
positively
without
a
doubt
MUST
be on CANDID CAMERA?????

i ran to walmart tonight (see 'it all started with the cups' and know that what i am about to describe was TOTALLY worth it).

anyhow... this dude was returning his cart and so i took it from him.

i'm sure he chuckled the whole way home.

i pushed it around the store and didn't realize at first that i was being shocked. where i was holding the handle, i was getting zapped. over and over and over (and over) again.

it finally registered. sometimes i'm a little slow LOL.

now, i'm pretty sure that any NORMAL person would have gone and gotten a new cart.

i didn't. and i still had quite a few things in the store to track down (i hadn't even FOUND the bunnies yet).

i tried to position my hands differently. it didn't work. and so as i pushed, i was shocked. and i would make faces...and OUCH out loud.

and i'm thinking that if there were hidden cameras, they were all zoomed in on the crazy lady in aisle 10 who was twitching and talking to herself. LOL.

and the thing that's most puzzling to me is that i was wearing flip flops. which now makes me worry that if i'm driving in my car and lightning strikes, the tires aren't going to protect me.

say it isn't so.

it's all good though. someone needs to make sure my children know how much physical pain i have endured just to make sure that they are happy & content. :)