we name our cars.
well, actually the kids do. for YEARS, i had the honor and privilege of toting my children around in CLIFFORD, THE BIG RED VAN. here he is (may he rest in peace):
when clifford was put to rest & we picked out a new(ish) replacement, jordan immediately dubbed her SNOW WHITE. here she is (may she live a long, healthy life):
SNOW WHITE has an amazing talent. we've only discovered it since moving into our new home. we have lots of trees, lots of lush tropical landscaping and well, lots of (AUNT JENNJER, YOU SHOULD STOP READING RIGHT NOW)...lots of frogs. (YOU DIDN'T STOP READING, DID YOU?) not to worry. snow white is taking them out, one by one. apparently she has a finesse for backing right over them in the driveway. regularly.
we keep finding flattened frogs out there and it's just the weirdest thing.
austin and i were discussing this yesterday.
and he said something like 'BEWARE OF SNOW WHITE...SHE'S A DOUBLE F.'
when i gathered my composure, i asked him if he knew what a 'double f' was.
(oh MY gosh, i'm STILL laughing).
he did not.
of course, because i live to embarass and torture the poor kid, i proceeded to inform him of what that would mean for dear snow white. a whole different definition than frog flattener.
his very simple response: 'GOOD TO KNOW.'
and it brings a whole new understanding to why all those little dudes were following her around all the time.
SEE, I TOLD YOU...BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW, DID YOU?
hee hee hee hee hee
poor austin, two entries in a row...he should probably stop talking for awhile LOL
4 comments:
He can't stop talking, he is your son :) The apple certainly doesn't fall far from the tree LOL
And the frog thing...well I have begun my search on google for frog repellent. Don't laugh, it exists.
A. Jennjer
oh wendy, your kids are so innocent. i love it, and i have the same aspirations for mine. <3
TOTALLY CRACKING UP here! LMBO LMBO LMBO!!
ROFL!!!! That is hilarious!
And, we name our cars too...Baby Blue, Vanny, our current is Zippity Zebra. :-)
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